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twitter.com/brittanysmithh4:

    ryenross:

    me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
    *reads other people’s writing*
    me: i am a literary potato

    (via whitewinterhymnals)

    — 1 day ago with 37919 notes
    yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

    yochevedke:

    confessionsofayoungsexworker:

    This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

    This is beautiful

    (via american-whore-stories)

    — 1 day ago with 85728 notes
    "Intimacy is not who you let touch your genitalia. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are."
    — 1 day ago with 500271 notes

    bra-dispute:

    rozenstar:

    taliabobalia:

    long distance relationships

    This made me laugh louder than it should

    OH MY GOD

    (Source: daniels-gillies, via i-love-mycats)

    — 1 day ago with 356435 notes

    lenofi:

    CAN PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, AND GETTING FAB JOBS BECAUSE I DIDN’T EVEN BRUSH MY HAIR TODAY

    (via beautifully-broken-into-1million)

    — 1 day ago with 34745 notes

    saassu:

    Lets have a romantic dinner

    image

    (Source: kingtavros, via youwillunderstand)

    — 1 day ago with 252631 notes

    emilyandali:

    can we just acknowledge mcgonagall’s face here?

    image

    "what a fucking nerd."

    (via lopezzzzzzzz)

    — 3 days ago with 2631 notes